guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

(via dauntingthoughts)

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

(Source: umhi-im-skeletons, via h0ld-my-liquor)

(via yeonigzz)

"i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone"

— unknown (via kushandwizdom)

(via joerud)

(Source: kpfun, via oh-my-ouat)

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

(Source: derpygrooves, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

burgerkinginthenorth:

Despite all our differences I think we can all agree on one thing

Robin Williams was a fucking gift to humanity

(via oh-my-ouat)

(Source: klefable, via yeonigzz)

hoyaholic-hopanda:

i salute you for all the women out there.

(Source: spekyulate, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thedustdancestoo:

crawl in and pull the shadows close.
i listen to the perfect echoes,
the thunder of your blood and bones; 
it’s here i find the secrets
that keep storms away.

- thedustdancestoo

Teehee